1. (Whatever)
Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why not we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face
Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood no good, later I got diarrhea
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women : Whatever..
2. (Anything)
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
Women: Watching movie no good, waste time only
Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?
Men: Then find a café and have drink
Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything
3. (You decide)
Men: Then we just go home
Women: You decide
Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want
Men: Ok we will take Taxi
Women: Not worth it... for such a short distance
Men: Alright, then we walk. Take a slow walk
Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first
Women: Whatever...
Men: Eat what?
Women: Anyting
(Look around... no one here, gonna kill her....)
Dec 4, 2008
Pay Attention
....First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were attending their first Anatomy class, with a real dead pig.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a
White sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In
Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a
Doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the
Animal body'. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, Stuck
his finger in the butt of the dead pig, withdrew it and stuck his
Finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his Students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes.
But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead pig
And sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The
Second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle Finger and
sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention..
Life's Tough, but it's even tougher if you're stupid.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a
White sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In
Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a
Doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the
Animal body'. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, Stuck
his finger in the butt of the dead pig, withdrew it and stuck his
Finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his Students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes.
But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead pig
And sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The
Second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle Finger and
sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention..
Life's Tough, but it's even tougher if you're stupid.
Best answer by B.E students during viva
This is best answer by B.E students during viva.
This one is for those who had nightmares during their Engineering Viva's
(EEEs and ECEs). They bring back fond memories for those who care to
smile at the past..
**************************************************************************************************************
Interviewer: Why is a thicker conductor necessary to carry a current in
A.C.as compared to D.C. ?
Candidate: An AC current goes up and down (drawing a sinusoid) and
requires more space inside the wire, so the wire has to be thicker.
************************************************************************************
External (to student ) : "Why does a capacitor block DC but allow AC To
pass through ?
Student: See, a capacitor is like this ---| |--- , OK. DC comes straight,
like this ---------- , and the capacitor stops it. But AC,goes UP, DOWN,
UP DOWN and jumps right over the capacitor!" .-------------------good
one :)
************************************************************************************
Interviewer: How will you tell if that wall outlet carries AC or DC?
Candidate: I will put my finger in. If it is pushed away, it is AC. If it
gets stuck, it was DC.
************************************************************************************
Interviewer: H! ow will you reverse direction of an Induction motor?
Candidate: I will remove the four bolts at the x-ud, turn the motor
around, and put back the bolts.
************************************************************************************
Interviewer: How do you start a synchronous motor?
Candidate: Vrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in rising pitch)
Interviewer: Stop! Stop!
Candidate: rrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in falling pitch)
************************************************************************************
Examiner: "What is a step-up transformer?"
Student: "A transformer that is put on top of electric poles."
Examiner (smiling): "And then what is a step-down transformer?"
Student (hesitantly):" Uh - A transformer that is put in the x-udment or
in a pit?"
Examiner (pouncing): "Then what do you call a transformer that is
installed on the ground?"
( Student knows he is caught-can't answer )
Examiner (impatiently): "Well?"
Student (triumphantly): "A stepless transformer, sir!"
This one is for those who had nightmares during their Engineering Viva's
(EEEs and ECEs). They bring back fond memories for those who care to
smile at the past..
**************************************************************************************************************
Interviewer: Why is a thicker conductor necessary to carry a current in
A.C.as compared to D.C. ?
Candidate: An AC current goes up and down (drawing a sinusoid) and
requires more space inside the wire, so the wire has to be thicker.
************************************************************************************
External (to student ) : "Why does a capacitor block DC but allow AC To
pass through ?
Student: See, a capacitor is like this ---| |--- , OK. DC comes straight,
like this ---------- , and the capacitor stops it. But AC,goes UP, DOWN,
UP DOWN and jumps right over the capacitor!" .-------------------good
one :)
************************************************************************************
Interviewer: How will you tell if that wall outlet carries AC or DC?
Candidate: I will put my finger in. If it is pushed away, it is AC. If it
gets stuck, it was DC.
************************************************************************************
Interviewer: H! ow will you reverse direction of an Induction motor?
Candidate: I will remove the four bolts at the x-ud, turn the motor
around, and put back the bolts.
************************************************************************************
Interviewer: How do you start a synchronous motor?
Candidate: Vrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in rising pitch)
Interviewer: Stop! Stop!
Candidate: rrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in falling pitch)
************************************************************************************
Examiner: "What is a step-up transformer?"
Student: "A transformer that is put on top of electric poles."
Examiner (smiling): "And then what is a step-down transformer?"
Student (hesitantly):" Uh - A transformer that is put in the x-udment or
in a pit?"
Examiner (pouncing): "Then what do you call a transformer that is
installed on the ground?"
( Student knows he is caught-can't answer )
Examiner (impatiently): "Well?"
Student (triumphantly): "A stepless transformer, sir!"
Sardar the truth
Give Your 1Re coin to a Sardar
Gud Morning Dear Frnds
We all love Sardar jokes. But do you know that Sikhs are one of the most
hard working prosperous and diversified communities in the world.
My friend told me about the following incident which I wish to share
with you.. It has had a deep impact on my thinking.
During last vacation, my few friends went to Delhi. They rented a taxi
for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old Sardar and boys being
boys, these pals began cracking Sardarji jokes, just to tease the old man.
But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed.
At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid the cab hire-charges. The
Sardar returned the change, but he gave each one of them one rupee extra
and said,
''Son, since morning you have been telling Sardarji jokes. I listened to
them all and let me tell you, some of them were in bad taste. Still, I
don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see the
world. But I have one request. I am giving you one rupee each. Give it
to the first Sardar beggar that you come across in this or any other city.'
My friend continued,* ' That one rupee coin is still with me. I couldn't
find a single Sardar begging anywhere.'
MORAL : The secret behind their universal success, is their willingness
to do any job with utmost dedication and pride. A Sardar will drive a
truck or set up a roadside garage or a dhaba, put a fruit juice stall,
take up small time carpentry,............. but he will never beg on the
streets.
Isn't this very thought provoking ???
Gud Morning Dear Frnds
We all love Sardar jokes. But do you know that Sikhs are one of the most
hard working prosperous and diversified communities in the world.
My friend told me about the following incident which I wish to share
with you.. It has had a deep impact on my thinking.
During last vacation, my few friends went to Delhi. They rented a taxi
for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old Sardar and boys being
boys, these pals began cracking Sardarji jokes, just to tease the old man.
But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed.
At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid the cab hire-charges. The
Sardar returned the change, but he gave each one of them one rupee extra
and said,
''Son, since morning you have been telling Sardarji jokes. I listened to
them all and let me tell you, some of them were in bad taste. Still, I
don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see the
world. But I have one request. I am giving you one rupee each. Give it
to the first Sardar beggar that you come across in this or any other city.'
My friend continued,* ' That one rupee coin is still with me. I couldn't
find a single Sardar begging anywhere.'
MORAL : The secret behind their universal success, is their willingness
to do any job with utmost dedication and pride. A Sardar will drive a
truck or set up a roadside garage or a dhaba, put a fruit juice stall,
take up small time carpentry,............. but he will never beg on the
streets.
Isn't this very thought provoking ???
2% or 98%
2% or 98%
This is strange...can you figure it out?
Are you the 2% or 98% of the population?
Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD!
* Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow.
* There's no trick or surprise.
* Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can!
* Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them .. Really.
* Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something).
Think of a number from 1 to 10
Multiply that number by 9
If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together
Now subtract 5
Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with
(example: 1=a, 2=B, 3=c,etc.)
Think of a country that starts with that letter
Remember the last letter of the name of that country
Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter
Remember the last letter in the name of that animal
!
Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter
! ; Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange ?
I told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are diff erent enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise. Keep this message going. This one is actually worth sending on to others. Forward it to people you know so they can find out if they are usual or unusual
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